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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

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fuocogo:

rainbowterrarist:

dodgeremerson:

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

Applicative capacity: being a superhero.

applicative capacity: The apocalypse.

Applicative Capacity: The Hunger Games

fuocogo:

rainbowterrarist:

dodgeremerson:

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.
I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

Applicative capacity: being a superhero.

applicative capacity: The apocalypse.

Applicative Capacity: The Hunger Games

(Source: salt4life, via art-and-sterf)

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xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

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whitegirlstereotype:

yeahdollface:

scarymerry:

to my friends and family who deal with self-harm

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS

I wish I had seen this a few months ago… everybody please reblog.

whitegirlstereotype:

yeahdollface:

scarymerry:

to my friends and family who deal with self-harm

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS

I wish I had seen this a few months ago… everybody please reblog.

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heysawbones:

alliartist:

music-holic:

And the Waltz Goes On - Anthony Hopkins 

Sir Anthony Hopkins Hears The Waltz He Wrote 50 Years Ago For The First Time

Academy Award-winning actor Sir Anthony Hopkins was a musician before he got into acting. 50 years ago he wrote a waltz but was too afraid to ever hear it play. Dutch violinist André Rieu performs it for the very first time. Watch Hopkins’ reaction.

That was beautiful

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the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

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prettylolitavriska:

titspunkandbeer:

yaritzalikeszombies:

ihaveanarmy-wehavenaga:

seemslegitandrew:


He is having none of your snake shit today.

Let me just smack this poisonous snake…

Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. 

Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He went Mexican mom on its ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E12OLcgWPr4
This guy is crazy tho

prettylolitavriska:

titspunkandbeer:

yaritzalikeszombies:

ihaveanarmy-wehavenaga:

seemslegitandrew:

He is having none of your snake shit today.

Let me just smack this poisonous snake…

Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. 

Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard

He went Mexican mom on its ass

He went Mexican mom on its ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E12OLcgWPr4

This guy is crazy tho

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arendelsa:

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, A young Prince lived in a shining castle Although he had everything his heart desired, The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter’s night, an old beggar-woman came to the castle, And offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, For beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman’s ugliness melted away To reveal a beautiful Enchantress. The Prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, For she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous Beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, By the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast?

(Source: idinasmnzel, via stoneandbloodandwater)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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